So remember that girl we talked about last week, "socialite" Lana Scolaro? The one whose bum Robin Thicke gave a thorough examination? Because she did this interview where all she talked about was how they were making out after the VMAs and how much he "loved" that she was "so young" (that's actually a gross thing that she alleges he said, and isn't that gross?). She also asserts that his wife, Paula Patton, totally didn't even care that they were supposedly all over each other. Classy, right? Amazing what some people will do for a single iota of fame, you know?